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i thought i've had enough of SEBs (jerjeran) and i am few things more mature now with these realizations...

1. massage and sex is best enjoyed separately. for some, sex after massage may the best therapy for a tired body.

but parttime masseurs i became close friends with told me "not to book a masseur, if you only needed 'sex'". kasi daw either the massage or the sex part would suffer. papagudin mo sya sa kamamasahe, so hindi na sya mag-eenjoy sa sex part. kung mauna naman ang sex, pagod na sya before ka imasahe, ikaw naman ang hindi mag-eenjoy.

2. hindi lahat ng nagsasabing "masarap ka," gusto kang maka-sex. need i say more?

3. it is not rude to refuse. you dont have to go to bed with just about anybody you meet or anyone who asks, so why force yourself just for the heck of it? or, nahihiya ka.

if you don't like what you've seen, heard or felt, ask the guy to join you in praying the rosary instead (no kidding!). or if you're in HK, ask him to go with you to Volume.

4. things you should not forget: an extra underwear, lube, condom, toothbrush, and extra money hidden inside your shoes. the first three are common must-haves. but i hate kissing men who reeks of pizza or dinner, so i'd politely ask him "if he wanted to brush his teeth" (now you know why i always have a stock of them in my desk, jejejeje).

also, i remember meeting one who asked me for pamasahe and i ended up having to call my mom so we'd both have enough money going home.

worse is when you'd meet a thief who'd run away with your belongings (fortunately, this never happened to me, yet). worst if ma-Chito Sequerra (SLN) ka. yaikks!

5. you dont have to say "i love you" on the first date. naman. i really hate people who do this, the same way i dislike people who'd message you on friendster and chat then think you are already lovers after a few exchanges.

6. you're not supposed to wipe your face after makipaglaplapan (torrid kissing). "its impolite," sabi daw ni emo kay echo (kwento lang naman ni echo sa akin).

somebody told me this before and i could not disagree with emo more. but then again, i hate it when i'm dripping saliva so i wipe it very, very discreetly on the bedsheet.

7. "milk" is always meant to be swallowed. sayang naman kung itatapon. 'chos.

8. not all you do for him would be reciprocated. it is always better to ask him if he gives head first, so you won't expect that he'd reciprocate. if he doesn't, its better not to give your 100% best performance so he'd not ask you out again.

9. receiving is way, way better than giving head. get real. giving being better than receiving only works at Values subject in school, or in religious yadda.

10. just because he says 'i love you' while doing it, does not mean you have to say 'i love you too' in return. especially if you know in your heart, its all bull. cmon, be honest and tell him that its all for sex (libog lang!). you'd hurt him more by leading him on.

the most memorable part of my recent vacation was Pagudpud.

we only reached Saud beach which is nearer to town than the Blue Lagoon (which I heard is better).


just the same, its still enjoyable. the beach is never crowded and the general mood is rustic and laidback, with plenty of nearby areas for sightseeing and photoshoots (the Bangui windmills, the Cape Bojeador lighthouse, the various waterfalls).



and there is no nightlife! so as the sun sets, you can just sit back, drink your beer and doze yourself to heaven, especially after travelling that far (more than 12 hours from Manila).

with this guy around (jejejeje), you'd surely enjoy sightseeing.


the only drawback (aside from the getting there blues) is: you won't find any food or refreshments after the restaurants close at 8PM! so if you go there, make sure to stack up on beer, snacks, and food.

finally, pagudpud is best enjoyed for a few lazy days. but if you go there just to stay for a day and a night (tulad ng ginawa namin), good luck na lang.

pagud lang pud! as in...

PS. if you wish to visit, please get in touch with Ronald. an able guide, he can take you to the cheapest but not less comfy accomodations. the town has imposed a flat rate of PhP 600 on guided tours courtesy of the tricycle drivers. in any case, here's his photo and phone number ~ 09216769525.

i'm beginning to think echo is smoother than meets the eye, and emo a sentimental bastard (hindi pa talaga sya natuto. see mush).

emo: BTW, pls pray for me, ine-evaluate na ko ng boss ko. Sna pumasa! Love u."

echo: Im sure papasa k lov. Ur dedicated,hard worker kya. Talo cla pag pinakawalan k p.

emo: Akala mo lng yun Love. Feeling ko daming kokontra kapag na-regular ako. Me mga secret txters nga boss ko e, winawarningan sya against me.

backgrounder: emo was hired as personnel manager in an industrial manufacturing company north of Manila. at the height of the Hayden-Katrina scandal, he suspended three employees ~ including the gerl he caught distributing, and two more viewing the video, inside their office.

echo: me intriga factor? Hehehehe. I love u always Lov, kht matanggal k jan,i'll support u nman. Ok lov? Be still, God will provide

emo: sweet naman tlaga ng asawa ko! Wagi tlaga ko sa iyo! Tnx 4 being supportive, wil do my best 2 serve & love you forever.

hayyyyyyyy!

here's the continuation of that post about my disappointment with jeje.

i still love jeje. no doubt about that.

but if you're following this blog, i've announced here that we were supposed to meet at least two days before he leaves again for the Kingdom. we were supposed to go to Baguio, meet my family, then i will send him off.

the meeting-my-family part was already cancelled even before he left for vacation so it was understandable. but him not seeing me during the most opportune time was... was... disappointing, to say the very least.

as if naman kasi napakadali na makipagkita sa kanya~ what with issues like schedules, expenses, etc... since both of us were already in Pinas, you'd think its easier for us to meet, but no.

he says he has to finish the house renovation he already started for his mom. he says his mom demands him to stay with her at all times. so he decides he would not want to leave his mom and would spend all his vacation days with her. he decided.

fine! forget our much needed bonding moments. forget we only see each other every twelve months. gusto kong sabihin: "forget mo na lang din kaya na me asawa ka."

he decided. unilaterally. i can only understand. e taena, nanay na kaya yun. ano naman laban ko dun?

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but as I always says, i still love him. kaya heto ako, nag-iipon na naman ng ipapamasahe nya, makapunta lang sya dito at makasama sya ng ilang oras. balik sa dating gawi.

excuse na lang po becoz trying hard sa pagiging 'beckie' ang lolo nyo. excuse na rin sa mga Inglesero dahil medyo delicades (read: delikado) ito para sa aking job security. 'chos. pero seriously, hindi na talaga pwedeng i-silent treatment itu:

hindi ko keri ang balita tungkol sa 72 kababayang na Julie Vega dito sa Kaharian dahil daw sa gay behavior (mababasa ninyo dito, dito, at dito pa.


hindi naman bago ang ganitong mga balita. noong nakaraang taon, isang grupo din ng mga kabayan na dumalo sa isang party ang nahuli at idinugtong sa gawaing kabadingan (basahin dito).

pinalaya din naman kaagad ang 69 out of 72 na hinuli, kaya't Assumption Convent na at least tatlo ang sigurado ng lolo nyo na kinasuhan ng 'homosexuality.' ayon sa report ng mga Betty Bendicion dito, private party daw iyon to celebrate Philippine Independence Day na ang main feature ay 'gay beauty pageant'.

pero naman. bakit ba kailangan ng mga kafatid na mag-beauty pageant to celebrate Independence Day? anong relevance? hindi naman independent ang Pilipinas, at alam naman nilang walang kalayaan ang federacion dito.

seconds, kailangan pa ba natin na i-prove ang beauty nating mga beckies? we are "byutipol," sabi nga ng lola Marian nyo na may halong pagtataray. we do not need to prove it to anybody, everybody, somebody and nobody.

thirds, hindi ba sila nashoshokot sa parusa kapag naJulie Andrews? bukod sa pagkakajulong, awtomatikong 60 lashes ang parusa sa mga mapapatunayang becky sa lugar nito. pasintabi sa mga tunay na beckies, matuk nyo kaya yun?

well, i will leave it your imagination kung paano nila patutunayan na tunay kang veykla. i'm sure, merong magwa-water sa mga bottom dyan, pero haller, reality check! iba ang sex, sa rape.

a very recent example si RC, isang pamintang mukhang maton na nahuli sa isang party. damay lang sya sa hulihan, dahil alak ang main reason sa naganap na raid. pero kinasuhan sya ng homosexuality dahil sa (1) nakitang mga SMS para sa isang pangalang lalaki na tinatawag nyang 'honey'; at, (2) topless nyang picture sa celfone. and yes, binigyan na sya ng 60 lashes at more than three months na syang overdue (February pa sya dapat napalaya). keri nyo ba 'yun?

sa totoo lang, imagine nyo lang na ikulong kayo ng isang oras sa Pinoy public toilet na once-a-week lang nililinis, kasama ng isandaang mababantot na kambing, ewan ko lang kung makeri nyo. no wonder, nalulurkey na si RC (at ang close fwend nyang Belgian, na 'honey' ang nickname).

fourths, given na dito ang gawain ng mga Angelina Jolies na pagtortyur sa mga Julie Vega. bukod pa yun sa lashes, ha? kung itortyur kayo palagay ko lang, kahit pagtsugi kay Flor Contemplacion, aaminin nyo. again, keri ba ng mga beckies yun?

well o sya, Zsa Zsa Padilla, cge na... masokista na ang mga beckies kung masokista kasi wa effect ang visions of torture and incarceration. bangad na kung bangad (Iluko-term na one helluva level higher than matigas-ang-ulo) ang mga beckies dito kasi inuuna ang kachorvahan kesa sarili nilang welfare.

pero naman, kailangan pa bang i-tutor tayo ng isang Noli Boy de Castro? haller... sino ba sya to teach beckies na mag-follow sa rules? ano ang konek? heto ang chorva nung June 20 ni VP na Presidential Adviser on overseas Filipino workers din:

“I just want to reiterate to our OFWs [overseas Filipino workers] to observe the laws and rules of the country where they work so as not to get into trouble... (xxx),” the Vice President said.

actually, unified ang chorva ni VP, ng Philippine Embassy sa Riyadh at ng Department of Foreign Affairs: "blaming the victim" ang mantra. whether bading, lalaki o hiwa ang biktima, ganun naman lagi. yung babaeng na-rape ng among lalaki sa Qatif at napuwersang pumirma ng waiver sa harap ng pulis at amo, sabihin ba namang nag-retract ng statement. yung mga babaeng nagpapa-rescue sa Jubail kasi araw-araw hini-hipuan ng among lalaki, sabihin ba namang "gumawa lang ng kwento kasi homesick" (but this is for another post).

pero teka, sa same news article, chinorva din na: "Open display of homosexual behavior is strictly prohibited under Saudi Arabian laws." so private party nga 'yun e. private, meaning wala namang ibang nakakakita: sila-sila lang.

hindi man lang ba papalag ang ating representatives sa pangre-raid na ginawa ng Angelina Jolies? so tutal, mga bading naman 'yun, ok lang? wa na lang say-a-word!

isa pa, bakit ang "bading" connection agad ang slant ng press release ng Embahada.

ime-media kaya ng Embahada kung mga lalaking may asawa sa Pilipinas na kasama ang kani-kanilang mga asawa dito sa Kaharian ang mga hinuli? I'm sure hindi. vahkeet? e lalaki sila e. haller. "normal" lang sa mga lalaki 'yun. "normal" sa mga lalaki ang mambabae, mag-bigamy kahit labag ito sa culturalaloo at batas ng Pilipinas. "normal" tulad ng mga lalaking nagcho-chorva na sumunod ang mga badingger na OFWs sa umiiral na culturalaloo ng host countries.

hay, kalurkey. sana lang, hindi na nagsalita si VP. sa totoo lang, lumalabas ang ka-macho-han nya. hindi yung macho na pwedeng gawing papa, huh? yung machong parang baboy (with a capital P), the chauvinist pig!

ganyan din ang ginawa nila kay Venancio Ladion (aka Jenifer Bedoya), ang OFW na napugutan sya ng ulo noong October 2008. ipana-gang rape lang naman sya ng jowa nyang lokal dahil gusto na nyang makipag-break. sa struggle, napatay nya ang lokal.

Venancio Ladion (aka Jenifer Bedoya), pinugutan noong Oct 2008 sa Jeddah, Saudi Arabia.

sa same radio program ni VP, na ginagawa yata nilang propaganda machine ng kanilang kaek-ekan, nilait-lait ng mga itu ang pagkatao ni Ladion/Bedoya by extrapolating on his supposed homosexual exploits. imagine, i-chorva ng mga menchung ito na pinugutan daw ni Ladion/Bedoya ng ulo si junjun nung lokal kaya hayun, pinugutan din sya ng ulo sa itaas later.

tuloy, sa sobrang kahihiyan ng pamilya ni Ladion/Bedoya, hindi na nakuhang magpa-interview ulit. pamamaalam nga ng tiyuhin ni Ladion/Bedoya before sila nag-sign off sa ere at mag "I-rest-my-case": "dalawang beses pinatay ang pamangkin ko: pinugutan ng ulo, at pinatay ang pagkatao."

o sya, Zsa Zsa Zaturnah, oo na. we are still in a man's world. pero kung hindi naman magsisimulang tumindig at magsalita ang sangkachorvahan, kailan pa?

bakit hindi natin simulan by banning VP Noli sa ating balota next season: "bawal ang bangad na sobinista sa balota!"

simple lang 'yan. i'm sure, kayang-kaya ito ng mga beckies kesa magpa-panalo ng LGBT candidate sa partylist. 'chos.

ang icons ay galing sa isang blog na banned dito kaya please buksan nyo na lang wherever you are.
ang pektyur ni Jenifer Bedoya ay galing dito.

still some rants i should have posted during my vacation in Pinas last may. this time, about some disappointments.

1. airline promos

the air-con bus to the city nearest our home is worth at least 700 pesos so imagine our enthusiasm when we read of the P288 airfare from Manila to Legazpi on a half-page length-wise ad in Philippine Star that morning of May 5!

my mom was definitely enthralled she wanted the seven of us on that plane on the way home. well, she never get to know that the fucking 288 pesos was ONLY the discount on your ticket when you check-in with less-than 15 kilos of baggage. yes, it was only a discount and the ticket still cost me at least PhP 1,700 each.

so sue me. you can check their adverts and nowhere can you find that its just a discount on the airfare.

my bad for believing airline ads!

2. jeje.

i still love jeje. no doubt about that.

(more to cum...)

some rants i should have posted last month, while i was on vacation in Pinas.

1. salon treatment

the attendant in Ricky Reyes Salon duped me into getting hair treatment for dandruff (after showing me my supposedly dirty hair follicles magnified 1000X on the TV monitor). after travelling for more than 10 hours just to get to Manila, of course, my scalp was dirty.

the malunggay cream was as refreshing as head-and-shoulders menthol on your scalp, except that it smells like, you guessed it: mashed malunggay.

she then gave me a facial massage which is so disappointing i should have asked my nephew to mash my face instead. all this for:

i have no complaints about the haircut since it is even cheaper than the one i get here in my favorite barberia (the pedicure was for Vic who went with me).

but i still felt i was duped into getting that hair treatment.
and disappointed by the facial massage which i did not even ask for. i swear, the masahe (err, chancing?) i regularly get from my favorite barbera here is a lot better.

2. Charice

despite her success (for a 16-year old Asian in America, a mean feat no doubt), i still don't like her because:

~ she's not original: have you ever heard her sing in her own way instead of copying other artists? i also believe she only reinforces that notion that Filipinos are first-class copycats (along Lavinia's classic lines).

~ its irritating to hear her call just about every artist her "idol." first it was Celine, then Whitney, later the Italian tenor... then while I was on vacation, it was Sarah (Geronimo) and Regine (Velazquez). i'm sure, anybody who'll be with her in her next concert or appearance will be her "idols" too. ano yan, kahit sino na lang. she's only 16, yet she's too Orocan for comfort.

nag-e-emote si emo kay echo, na nasa airport na on the way pabalik sa Middle East.

emo: "Bhala ka na lng Love, I dnt want 2 dictate. Eversince naman sa past relationships ko ako talunan e. Dapat by dis time sanay na ako. Tnx 4 just being there love."

echo: "Lov, cla ang talunan, hindi ikaw. They obviously do not know kung ano ang pinalampas nila by leaving u. I love u."

hayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy...

Celebrate the 15th anniversary of the First LGBT Pride March in the Philippines and Asia!

Baguio Pride Week Activities

June 22 (Monday)
"Libreng Gupit Alay sa Pamayanan"
(Free Haircut for the People).
Venue: People's Park, 9am-5pm

June 23 (Tuesday)
Pink Film showing of "Babae"
"If These Walls Could Talk"
"Priscilla, Queen of the Jungle"
Starts 3pm
Venue: City Tavern Bar

June 24 (Wednesday)
El Toro Ms. Gay Beauty Pageant and Variety Show!
Starts 8:00
Venue: El Toro Comedy Bar @ KM3, Central District, Marcos Highway

"L" Night
Starts 8pm
Venue: City Tavern Bar
101 MS Florendo Buidling cor. Abanao Street

June 25 (Thursday)
Pink Film Showing "For the Bible Tells Me So"
Starts 2pm
Venue: University of Baguio

June 26 (Friday)
Pink Film Showing "For the Bible Tells Me So"
Starts 2pm
Venue: St. Louis University

Pink Nite at Chip 'N Dale Male Bar
Starts 9pm
Chip 'N Dale Male Bar

June 27
Ecumenical Pride Mass
Starts 9am
Venue: Maharlika Livelihood Complex Lobby

Legal Rights and Sexuality Forum
Starts 2pm
Venue: University of the Philippines Baguio

June 28
3rd LGBT Pride Parade
Assembly time: 8 am
Venue: Baguio Post Office Park

Pride Up Your Scarf Party
Starts 1:30pm
Venue: City Tavern Bar

LIFE, LOVE, FREEDOM!
ONE PRIDE, ONE STRUGGLE!

higit isang buwan pala akong hindi nagblog. wanna know why? chose the best answer:

1. nalasheng

come to think of it, never pala akong nalasing sa loob ng 30 days na ako'y nasa isang bansa na overflowing sa nakakalasing na liquid at daily pastime na yata ng mga tao ang uminom ng gin at/o serbesa.

ewan. wala lang. di ko lang talaga feel uminom.

in any ways, whether sober or not, hindi ako naka-compose ng anything.


2. packeng beach

di pwedeng mag-blog sa beach. mababasa ang monitor.

bonding time ng magpipinsan ang beach. tabing dagat ang aming banwa kaya't nalibot namin ang baryotic beaches dun. every other day 'ata kami sa pampang kaya ang aking super-sensitive skin naging leather.

3. pagod kaka-travel.

try nyo kayang mag-blog kung caught in-between transport terminals ka. hindi naman sa pagyayabang, this year, nakarating ako sa Pagudpud, Laoag, Baguio, Olongapo.

at sa HongKong, para i-meet si kiks at aaron. wala kaming pic ni kiks, pero heto yung isa.



4. tambay mode.

korek. andaming gustong makipag-eyeball pero no pansin kc busy-busyhan ang lolo sa kanyang haybols. ipinapagawa ni ermats ang bahay, at para makatipid sa labor cost, ayun... nanood lang ako ng nanood ng DVD.

5. nasa buwan ako at walang internet connection dun.

well, hindi naman ako nakarating sa buwan, although sa layo ng aming bahay, para ka na ngang nakarating dun (dyosme, inabot ng 15 hours ang byahe by bus from Manila).

at, wala talagang internet connection sa aming munting banwa. to think na merong dalawang cellsite sa likod bahay lang, ni isa, cannot support daw ng echoserang mobile broadband blah-blah.

imagine, for four days since dumating ako dito sa Kaharian, ngayon ko lang nakita ulit ang present date sa lahat ng aking mailbox.

feeling ko nga, outdated ako sa YGs at blogosphere. di tuloy ako nakasabay sa pagsigaw ng:


"ConAss my Ass!"